So now we know! Enemalta has planned regular blackouts to protect the sheep population of Malta, from night raids by mad aliens from outer space in their UFOs.

Reputable UK newspapers, such as Daily Telegraph, earlier on this week, have been screaming with titles such as, ‘Unexplained sheep attacks caused by aliens in UFOs, farmers claim’.

Apparently farmers in Shrewsbury, Shropshire in England claim to have witnessed sheep being lasered by unidentified light from UFOs. They have linked the unexplained incidents, where sheep’s brains and eyes were removed, to the mysterious orange lights in the sky.

Thankfully, for the sheep population in the Maltese islands, Enemalta, obviously through their connections, were alerted that the Maltese islands were the aliens’ next target.

Further, it is rumoured that Enemalta found out that humans were next on the list for the aliens’ experiments. Thanks yet again Enemalta, for saving us and our sheep population from these unknown aliens from outer space.

Retired Colonel Dr Raymond Bencini

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