Well I think I have the answer to Ryanair’s imminent introduction of having to pay for a pee on their flights.

California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

It will be marketed as...wait for it.. Pino More. Michael O’Leary, your prayers have been answered.

Sell Pino More by the gallon on your flights. Customers will visit the toilets less frequently, be much happier during their flight, and would not have a care in the world, about the fact, that they would be paying more money, by drinking the wine and not visiting the toilets that often... brilliant!

Chevalier Colonel

Dr Raymond Bencini

www.raybencini.com