Prosit, Simon. You have been brought in to bring back the sheep that Richard Cachia Caruana’s dupe, Lawrence Gonzi, has lost. You are expected to sell the PN to the erstwhile faithful, having been chosen in a most decisive vote, over that other Great Nothing, Tonio Fenech.

Before that goes to your head, may I point out to you that that’s not very complimentary. All it amounts to is that the party has voted you their Liar-in-Chief, The Great Deceiver. I hope you can live with that.

Roger Mifsud

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