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Jon Hamm's baseball film is corny but fun

Malta Independent Friday, 23 May 2014, 14:15 Last update: about 11 years ago

Let's face it, there's something about a baseball movie that just invites corniness. The hardest hearts soften at the mere sound of a cracking bat. It's hard for a filmmaker to resist laying the syrup on too thick.

And so it is with the Disney film "Million Dollar Arm," which makes a direct, uncomplicated, er, pitch for your heart — a pitch that will probably hit its mark, despite your best instincts telling you this movie should really be subtler at almost every turn.

Oh well. Somehow, this flaw doesn't feel like the biggest crime — especially when you have a high-quality cast at work. The quality starts with Jon Hamm, who by virtue of his well-known charisma, makes a good case for his future film career, now that his days as Don Draper on TV's "Mad Men" are sadly ending.

Like Draper, Hamm's character here, the real-life sports agent JB Bernstein (the film's based on a true story), has a certain narcissism at his core. Unlike Draper, however, this isn't a deeply drawn character. Whatever faults he displays at the beginning (he prefers to date sexy models, and he wants to make money — oh no!) are pretty much neatly cured by the end.

In any case, the best parts of the story are actually not about Bernstein, but about the two young Indian men he brings to America in hopes of creating the next international baseball sensation — and opening up a huge, untapped market in the world's second most populous country.

Hence the title, "Million Dollar Arm," which is the contest that Bernstein devises to find his young stars. As the film begins, Bernstein and his partner Ash (the always entertaining Aasif Mandvi) are searching for ways to revive their flagging business. A failure to land a major account means they can't even pay their LA office rent. One night, though, idly channel-flipping between a cricket game and Susan Boyle's famous out-of-nowhere audition on "Britain's Got Talent," Bernstein comes up with the idea to find cricket players who might be able to pitch a baseball.

Thus begins a picturesque journey through the Indian countryside — making for director Craig Gillespie's most compelling visuals — for Bernstein and the wise-cracking, constantly napping baseball scout he recruits, Ray (the reliably cranky Alan Arkin) and a local baseball fanatic working for free, Amit (sweetly played by the comic actor Pitobash.)

Most of the young men they find can't pitch worth a darn. But ultimately they come across Dinesh (the handsome Madhur Mittal, of "Slumdog Millionaire") and Rinku (the soulful Suraj Sharma, who starred in "Life of Pi.") Neither is actually a cricket player. But no matter — they can throw.

Back in Los Angeles, Bernstein gets to work setting up a Major League tryout, hiring a canny baseball coach (Bill Paxton) to get the boys ready in the impossible time frame of several months — a demand of their financial backer — despite the fact that they've barely touched a baseball and don't even know what the glove's for.

Of course, there are yet more obstacles. The two are homesick. Forced to live in Bernstein's apartment, they wreak havoc in his dating life. Luckily, the next-door neighbor, Brenda, is a pretty, smart, caring medical student (Lake Bell). This eventual relationship is telegraphed in such an obvious way, there might as well have been a subtitle when Brenda first appears: "SOON-TO-BE GIRLFRIEND."

Will the two players overcome their lack of training, their nervousness, and the cynical baseball press corps to have their moment of glory? Will Bernstein realize that there's something more important than making money?

Uh, have you ever seen a baseball movie? (And besides, we told you this was a true story.)

But let's not nitpick. It's a baseball movie! It's heart-warming, and hey, it has Jon Hamm.

Enough said.

 

amily:G ?dn?? 0? serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#333333;mso-fareast-language:EN-GB'>Disney pursued Hamm for the role of Bernstein, but when the actor first arrived in Los Angeles from St. Louis in 1995, no studio was pursuing him and he struggled to find work. He took a couple of small parts on shows like "Ally McBeal" and "CSI: Miami" before he landed the role in "Mad Men" after auditioning for the part seven times.

 

"The knock on me was that I wasn't sexy enough to play this character," says Hamm. "But Matt (Weiner) fought very hard for me and I will always owe him for that."

Now a bona fide sex symbol, Hamm has tough competition when it comes to leading roles. "I have to compete against Christian Bale, Brad Cooper . fill in the blank," he says. "Whenever you move up into a different echelon, it comes with a lot of benefits, but then you have to compete against these guys."

But Hamm acknowledges he's been fortunate to have a "side career" consisting of comedic roles in films like "Bridesmaids" and comedy series like "Parks and Recreation."

"I've been accepted into the group of weirdos," he adds. "Part of being Don Draper is that you have a lot of currency in that dramatic side of things, but I hope to be able to bounce back and forth."

 
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